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Karen

A 46 year old woman with 6 kids and a minivan. She wants to speak to the managers and she loves the beach. When shes mad she gets out her essential oils, goes in her closet, and watches Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
manager: Oh crap, Karen's here again!
by larry larry bill December 7, 2019
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Karen

A Karen is a type of person who will just piss you off. She took the kids away after you divorced because you didn’t put the toilet seat down or something stupid like that.

She has a haircut that goes to the bottom of the side of her head and she is a type of person who will update her diet on snapgram and she will take the kids to soccer practice

When she does her weekly shop she will aske to speed to the manager of her local Asda or Walmart.
Wife: shouts at me for leaving the toilet seat up
Me: shut the fuck up karen
by J.C.N January 12, 2020
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Karen

1. A common feminine name.
2. A woman who is characterised by the following-
self entitled, rude, racist, has a failed marriage, shitty bob haircut, usually a mother, anti vaxx, anti mask, vegan, highly religious, anti video game, anti 5G, flat earther, anti science, usually between 30-60 years (can be older or younger too), likes to create a scene, white, demands to see the store’s manager, modern feminist etc.

Karen is not a racial slur.
by eeyayaCoolGuy20 August 17, 2020
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Karen

the worst person on the planet as we know is the next Hilary Clinton and she is not a successful human or teacher and will literally end up only teaching third graders cause she isn’t good enough for fourth or above average students she treats ppl like animals.
Karen dude is the worst she back handed me in class today
Dude that’s not okay she can take her head out of her ass now
by Girl woman yeah July 4, 2018
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Karen

A Karen is a person that likes to be as annoying as humanly possible. She is well known for eating cats. She is that kind of person that has to pay people to be her friend. A Karen is a person that is persistent in being an absolute shit-head to everyone around her.

Karen’s also enjoy eating cement, you can still hear the crunch of Karen from 12 miles away. Instead of having cereal for breakfast. She believes there is nothing better than a nice solid vita-brick to start your day. With this in mind, you can obviously figure out that a Karen would weigh a minimum of 5 tonnes.
Why can’ t the plane takeoff?

Pilot: Karen
by GreenOlive.exe/Runtime:error September 26, 2019
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Karen

1)n. A middle-aged, entitled woman (particularly blonde) who throws a temper tantrum when someone refuses to bring her to the manager
2)n. An actress who portrays Amy Pond on Doctor Who
3)n. A character on Spongebob who serves as Plankton's computer wife
4)n. See Snob
by 3du August 18, 2020
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Karen

Karen
Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.
Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it. Posts random things on Facebook, trying to be cool, about dropping her kids of at school and going to Pilates. Threatens every single manager in the world. If you see a Karen, watch out!
Karen: Excuse me, I have a medical condition and I can not wear a mask!
Worker: Sorry Ma'am, it is store policy to wear a face mask.
Karen: It is not against the law!!! LET ME IN!!!!
Worker: Sorry Ma'am but you must wear a face mask in our store, this is a private business.
Customer: Oh, such a Karen!!! HAHAHAH!
by donaldisgood May 18, 2021
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