keep it -100

IN BRIEF: to keep yourself fake and false to yourself and/or others; to be dishonest; to resist the temptation to be real or stay real or keep it real, regardless.

WOMAN: You know I keep it 100.

MAN: You mean you keep it -100.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 28, 2010

keep it keen!

Phrase commonly spoken by the infamous mr keen (chemistry teacher).

guy: mr keen, I got a 40 on your midterm! can I come after school and get help?
mr keen: your grade will be fine. keep it keen!

by Emmy_______ June 24, 2005

keeping it real

Real is an abbreviation of Retaliating for Every Attack Line. Therefore, "keeping it real" is a defense mechanism used to sustain one's pride and self-interests against motherfuckers and bitches whose key intentions are to humiliate you and attempt to eliminate the much needed respect from your peers. To be real means to follow your heart, never giving a fuck about what your enemies try to do to break you, and always keeping a steady eye on your goals as well as the loved ones you set out to protect.

Keeping it real is the way of the soldier, one who always keeps his head up and his eyes on the prize.

by T Hizzle April 8, 2005

Keep Jukin'

To keep drinking, dancing, or just plain being rowdy.

Kyle if you don't keep jukin, im gonna fucking kill you.

by Ch453 August 14, 2003

Keeping it Real

Is to be able to speak the truth as well as deal with the truth when its spoken to you. Except and give honest facts for what they are and to not turn them into what you want them to be because you keep it real! Where you from does not make you real.

My friend was keeping it real with me so i had to check myself.

by Dsquare September 25, 2015

keep it on the pascoe

To keep it on the on the pascoe, invented in the UK where there is a TV Show called 'Dalziel and Pascoe'

While talking about 'keeping it on the down-low' or D-L up sprung 'keep it on the pascoe' - from 'DL and Pascoe'

"Hey man i heard you had a Birmingham Booty call last night"

"yea i did - but keep it on the Pascoe yeah!"

by Currie021 July 9, 2009

keep it jokes

Keep it funny, lighthearted.

We're just here to have fun, if I make fun of you, remember I'm just keeping it jokes.

by Hug May 29, 2003