colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022

cougar jumper

aka CJ - A young guy who is trying to get with older women for the purpose of trying to date someone like his mom.

Andre is such a cougar jumper on Plenty of Fish.

by jess312 July 20, 2021

dick-jumper

A girl who gets another boyfriend immediately after the breakup with her previous boyfriend.

Dude, can you believe Laura is already with that guy Marcus. She and Tommy literally broke up yesterday. She’s such a dick-jumper.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

Kim Bonji Jumper

I very kind person, but also has a scary side to him. He is sometimes smart, and also stupid. A Kim Bonji Jumper is multilingual.

Man #1: Oh look at him he's so kind!
Man #2: Don't be fooled, he has the personality of a Kim Bonji Jumper.

by Kim Bonji Jumper March 3, 2022

Job Jumper

Someone who jumps from job to job, kind of like a drifter but someone who doesn't want to be cooped up in one place for too long. Usually this annoys the employers because it implies that someone isn't going to be putting in a lot to the company they're working for or they're not committing.

Joe is a Job Jumper. He has had 20 different jobs in the past 20 years, somehow he can bullshit a resume and make himself seem interested/employable. More power to him.

by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021

Brother Jumper

Basically a homie hopper that is doing it between brothers.

She fucked both brothers, she’s a brother jumper

by Jacksonornot November 23, 2024

Neck-jumper

A person who will argue with you because they don't like your opinion.

Me: Taco Bell has good food.
Colleague: No it doesn't. The food is trash and everyone who eats it is dumb cuz it's the worst food ever.
Me: Will you shut up? You're such a Neck-jumper.

by OzzyTheKidd888 July 16, 2025