Jumpers at the Gate

Having a 5-second emergency shit. It's turtling and you HAVE GOT TO GO FUCKING NOW.

Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.

by yankee01 May 20, 2010

The Nail Jumper

The Nail Jumper is a sex move that is so technologically advanced that its only available for use in the future. It works like as if the girl turns into hornet from Hollow Knight Silk song, and the male turns into the Knight and with the girl's newfound powers that she has manifested from this AAA masterpiece of a game she performs a jump hit combo on the man until he explodes into the orange goo that they release then the women sucks it all up into her vagina and then after 9 months she gives birth to clones of the male full born and ready and keeps repeating the process and then the male clones then proceed to viciously with no mercy skull fuck her until she has all types of viruses and starts to shit out her organs and then with her body they make an identical clone for all the male clones to have then the process keeps continuing.

Tyreese: "Yo I just witnessed The Nail Jumper be complete in full rotation and it was amazing I might wanna get in on it.
Tyrone: " Not with out me nigga I've been wanting to do that since I was made a clone.
Tyreese: Aight bet that then Nigga.

by Stormomen7700 November 19, 2025

varrio jumper

when a gang member from 1 varrio changes varrios

the homie droopy used to be from vfb now he from vgs he a straight varrio jumper

by PITON February 12, 2024

hype jumper

a person who jumps on to the bandwagon, purely because it's popular and attempts to show another person this hype, when in fact that person is well aware of it, before the hype.

"yo, have you seen those 'yo momma' jokes? they are sick man! I know so many right now..."

"you are such a hype jumper."

by KidMP August 26, 2012

Puddle Jumper

Derogatory word for one of Trinidad decent

Look at that Puddle Jumper over there

That boy is a Puddle Jumper

by That grey pole April 10, 2024

floppy jumper

When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level

"Howd it go last night with that chick?"
"Ohh boy I gave her the ol' floppy jumper"

by Slaftr September 18, 2018

colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022