conifer jumping

The art of jumping onto a coniferous tree (preferably in ur own back yard) and riding it as it falls from ur weight, to the floor. be wary of spiders hidden in the conifer if u have a fear of them and try to make sure the conifer is atleast 2 foot TALLER then urself (and dont over jump it). if u happen to be rather fat also be aware of the speed u will drop to the floor and if ur rather thin u may bounce back it helps if ur under the influence of alcohol, but i wudnt try drinking whilst jumping. If u have any neighbours that can clearly see u jumping on ur conifer dont forget to invite them to join, its guaranteed to win u plenty of friends. such act is also accociated with stair surfin and remember whatever u do, dont look back and never let go, happy jumping.

person #1:this party is boring hey have u got a conifer in ur garden?
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!

the next day...

person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...

by James AC August 30, 2006

Rocket-jump

Propelling yourself into the air by pointing a rocket at your feet and shooting it.

"Back in my day we rocket-jumped to school, now a-days you kids sprint to school."

by whyareyoureadingme? August 23, 2016

Coalition jumping

A tactic used in Bytro's strategy games that allows you to have as much information and diplomatic manipulation of the map as possible using player-made coalitions.

"Quebec was coalition jumping, now they know my army location and size"

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Jumping volley

Karate kicking a ball while jumping and saying "jumping volley"

Óran did a jumping volley to score the winning goal at the bbq.

by Jumping volley master August 12, 2021

jumping to conclusions

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

by gordo the dog July 9, 2019

head jump

When you live half your life saying a phrase wrong.

"My math teacher always thought the saying, 'head start' was 'head jump' for half of her life."

by pizzama2003 June 2, 2017

Gillette Jump

The New England Patriots equivalent to the Lambeau Leap
Named after the stadium that the Pats play at

After Welker scored his 2nd touch down, he went over to the crowd and did a Gillette Jump.

by BOSOX2007 January 22, 2012