July 5

National fucking day..

"Hey Carol are you going to July 5 him today?"

by Azzy0505 October 14, 2019

july 28

people born in this date have the biggest dick i mean even if you are a girl you have a donkey cock

ohh.. you are born on july 28, nice cock bro!

by bigcockbroo June 24, 2020

July 26th

It's national fuck day. It is tradition to fuck the shit out of your opposite gender bestfriend.

Josh: hey dude it's nearly July 26th!
Tyler: Yeah mate I'm so excited to fuck my bestfriend
Josh: I'm fucking caroline tonight dude

Georgina: Hey girl, I've heard about alot of rumors with July 26th, What am I meant to do on that day?
Chloe: Omg Georgina! All the girls are fucking there guy bestfriend! You should fuck Tyler because he's your bestfriend right?
Chloe:

by Su$Hi October 16, 2019

July 4

Hop: keep the door open three inches

July 4 means having to keep your door open three inches

by STRANGERTHINGSYEEYEE November 2, 2019

July 2

The day the smartest girl/boy was born! The person born on this day has the best moves.

Elizabeth: Wow, you can dance!
Sarah: Yeah its what they say about people born July 2!

by Yourwisdom March 7, 2020

july 14

Alright listen up fuckers July 14 is national nude day and any fucker born on this day should embrace their naked fuckery

Damn did you hear that bitch is a nudist. Must've been born in July 14.

by RonaldMcfuckingDonald June 25, 2017

july 24

people born on this day are those who are wild, fun but also very narcissistic and thinks they are perfect (they are perfect anyways). they are the true definition of leo

You are definitely born on July 24. You're just so full of yourself

by agargarjelly October 15, 2019