Joshua

When Joshua is your boyfriend, he will properly court you and take you on fancy dates. He'll plan ahead and communicate that he wants you. He gives you his time. In this sense, he is a true man. He is empathetic, OBSESSED with jazz music, and handsome. He will never leave you hurting - he will work things out with you and resolve things to the bitter end. The downfall is all of his lies. He will be dishonest, SO dishonest to the point that you question every single thing he's ever told you. All of his constant lies make you wonder if who he portrayed himself to be and his image is who he really was. It makes you question his motives, and calls into question whether his reason for breaking up with you is truly the real reason. At the end of the day, although he may disrespect you and make up stories about you behind his back to make himself look better, one thing's for sure, he won't be mean to you. Another downfall is that Joshua takes a lot of different girls out on dates, and may try to cover this up. He's not a dick. A truly patient gentleman, but the truth will always be messy.

Wow, that guy bought you all those flowers just because of a small disagreement? A true Joshua.

You found out that he was lying about MORE things?! Even after he promised he was being honest and you explained to him how much it hurt you the first 1000 times? Again?! That's fucked up.. Joshua hasn't changed. That's not good for marriage. I knew it all along... something was off about him.

by ElaineMirach March 26, 2021

Joshua

A mean asshole who doesn't give a fuck about anyone. Love doesn't exists in his world.

Fuck Joshua he's an asshole

by anonymous March 31, 2021

Joshua

Very cool amazing super awesome cool amazing man American man yea

Oh yeah that Joshua guy is even cooler than jimmy

by TonyElTypo April 2, 2021

Joshua

Joshua is a very smart person,hes also very kind but..will reject easily,Joshua absolutely hates when people try to outsmart him.Joshua can be cute,funny,and not afraid to show his true colors,just never get to comfortable.

Girl 1:look! its Joshua!
Girl 2:Back off,hes mines!

by SeriouslyUnglossy April 3, 2021

Joshua

he has a bigger dick than any guys named diego or javier

Joshua, oh how much dick you have daddy boo boo bear 🍆

by whoyahhhh April 20, 2021

Joshua

Joshua is really massive and big like the titanic so big so round

Girl: who is that big man large
God: its Joshua

by eahhsajiff April 26, 2021

Joshua

A wife beater

You kind of look like a Joshua

by AbsoluteGenuis May 9, 2021