The best con man that ever lived. Created his own religion based on ideas he borrowed (stole) from an unpublished novel and the mason sect. Established a devoted flock of religious followers while remarkably continuing his snake oil ways until the day he was killed. The man is now a saint and founder of the Mormon church.
Ken Delay is a loser. He made lots of money, but got busted in his own lifetime and will always be a loser. Joseph Smith, however, created his own reality making the rules and then changing the rules to suit his mood. Joseph Smith is a saint.
by Fanny Alger September 3, 2005

A guy who is hot as fuck and cooler then anyone. They keep to them selves and are very mysterious. A Joseph is also irresistible and hard to stay the fuck away from. Everyone loves or idolises Joseph.
by ivitch April 1, 2017

by Natasha Picton-Turbervill April 22, 2017

An annoying little boy that always corrects you for no reason. He’s weak and irritating and has no friends.
by Me😂 April 11, 2019

by cellery sticks May 19, 2018

To unscrew and ejaculate inside the shower head then replace shower head ready for someone else to use! Named sneaky Joseph because of possibility that it was not an immaculate conception...
by Wicked Cheese October 4, 2010

That one black guy that everyone loves. He gets trolled and trolls back. He hates us and loves us. Joseph Bailey makes Chuck Norris tremble. He is purely awesome.
by MalachiPeace January 4, 2012
