by Beder Griffin July 8, 2022
Get the Rexton Jonesmug. What's up you surgeon, I'll give you 3 grams of the alien piss if you let me hold down you Julio Jones for 15 minos.
by The Senator Himself December 16, 2021
Get the Julio Jonesmug. Todd is a man with more ex wives than grey hair (which is really saying something.) Some say he has so many ex wives because he likes cock but others say it’s just because he’s an arsewhole.
by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 9, 2022
Get the Todd jonesmug. An amazing boyfriend and the best man to ever exist!Who thinks he loves his girlfriend more? But he's completely incorrect because his girlfriend Anna Maria Drew loves him so much more!
by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019
Get the Paxton Jonesmug. nola jones is nola. She is scary. She makes me cry. But don’t worry bc it’s okay. Nola is nice. She likes ice. Nola jones is sophie jones sister. Nola is cooler then Sophie.
by Bubby boi November 5, 2019
Get the nola jonesmug. An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
by Ohaganist November 2, 2010
Get the Jones's Surprisemug. Someone who is totally the shit. One badass motherfucker, as some might say. Someone who is your Bro, of great friend, but too great to simply call Bro. A term to be used when you want to think outside of the Bro Box.
by HTMLHero June 13, 2011
Get the Brosmosis Jonesmug.