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Jon Tester

Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.
I Jon Tester'd your mom last night.
by Trump on a ventilator October 5, 2020
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to Jon-boat

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.
Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.
by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018
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jon-vincent

"Wow that school shooter is such a jon-vincent"
by BigDaddyCheese May 8, 2018
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A Jon Carty

A person with super human immunity.
I didn’t catch Covid so I must have a Jon Carty
by SdjrHarry February 14, 2022
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Jon Slater

A child toucher who denies allegations but deep down loves children. Has curly brown/blonde hair plays for a shit footy team and gives free Up and Go's. For help lines call 911 or 000
by Noah perky June 15, 2018
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jon erickson

A young brown boy with a lot of heart, and a lot of douche. What he lacks in the penis department he makes up for in douche powers.
Ah! Jon Erickson just douche-shit all over my birthday party!
by jerone johnson September 26, 2011
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Jon bovi

Apart of a epic band
Yo have you heard of Jon bovi
by Jon bovi lover March 16, 2020
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