Jew Fetish

The single most orgasmic fetish in the universe. Those who fall fatal to the Jew fetish have amazing taste. The literal term of 'Jew fetish' is to have the undying urge to be fucked by a Jew.

When I see a Jew I get hella wet.

I have a chronic Jew Fetish. I'd lap up any male Jew's kosher meat.

by notsoinnocent May 30, 2009

Jew Vision

The ability of a Jewish person to spot loose change from up to a hundred yards away. Often results in awkward situations.

Ro: dude, where did my quarters go? I left them here on the ground
Di: some lady came out of her house across the street, took your money, and went back home. she's got some crazy Jew Vision.
Ro: you've got to be shitting me...

by Rodizzo April 2, 2011

Jew-Unit

Jewish-Unit. A group of Jews that r tight like brothas and travel in a posse. Gang cry is "La Chiem!"

Guy 1: Man that Jew-Unit is straight from the street.
Guy 2: Fo' Sho'

by La Chiem! January 25, 2004

Jew Broad

Refered to Joe Pesci in the movie Goodfellas as a jewish woman.

"Hey henry come with me so i can meet this jew broad for dinner."

by Insane V January 15, 2005

Nazi Jew

Somebody who accuses somebody else of being a Nazi just if they are of German ancestry.

Dude- I'm going to the German folk festival.
Nazi Jew- You are? But why?
Dude- Oh, well I'm part German, plus I love their cultures.
Nazi Jew- Nazi!

by Colin H. Christ August 17, 2008

Jew Camp

The various locations where Jewish kids 6 to 16 are shipped off every summer to give their parents and nannies a break from them. They all go for years and years and learn to love it and are turned into good little Jewish boys and girls. Often the location of the first kiss, first hand job, first... well let's just say there are a lot of firsts at Jew camp. (For a good example see the movie Wet Hot American Summer)

Jamie Smith: Hey what are you doing this summer?
Rachel Cohen: Oh I'm going to Jew Camp duh!
Jamie Smith: Oh.. yeah I go to church camp.
Rachel Cohen: Yeah.. um we have sex in the gazebo and go water skiing...

by JAPbaby May 5, 2005

jew-dar

A term for the phantom sense that one may have to identify (fellow) practitioners of the Jewish faith.

My jew-dar was totally going off all throughout the "Harry Potter" film. I knew Daniel Radcliffe was Jewish just by seeing him.

by Marcus Zeitz August 3, 2007