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Jesse is the most sexiest boy you will ever meet, he is loving, caring and over all gets girls very moist. You will never find a person that you can say is better than Jesse. After a relationship, the girls will always run straight back after they see he doesn’t care that he doesn’t have a girlfriend because he talks to all the girls anyway.
Jesse: “I love you

His girlfriend: *dies of happiness*
Jesse by Moist Male February 13, 2022
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Jesse's are annoying people and generaly idiots.
That dude is acting like a jesse.
Jesse by jesse's are idiots February 14, 2022
a perfect guy to have in your life. he is sweet, kind, charming, and polite. he is more respectful than most guys. everyone says that jesse is funny and can make you laugh in any situation. he is attractive and will give you butterflies. he's also a great best friend for a guy or girl. jesse will make you feel special and like no one else matters to him. he is the perfect boyfriend and will give you everything you want in a relationship. he would do anything for you no matter what. he can be shy at times but it doesn't make him boring or less fun to be around. strive to find a jesse to be in your life.
girl: wow you're so lucky to have a jesse as your boyfriend!
me: i know right! i don't deserve him!
jesse by bluelillybird January 9, 2022
jesse is good in bed. he will give you whatever you want and is submissive. he can be dominant too if you please. he can be kind of a vanilla but he's willing to try out new things. he's self-conscious about the size of his dick but everyone knows it's huge. he will do anything to please you in bed even if he doesn't want to do it. he'll do it with you anytime and any place. all the gay guys and the straight girls want him but you have to fight for him. but sadly for the gays, he's straight. although, if he's desperate he'll go for a guy. if you need someone that's good in bed, pick a jesse.
girl: so who'd you do it with last night?
me: jesse!
girl: dang girl you're lucky to have him in your bed.
jesse by bluelillybird January 9, 2022
Jesse is an amazing person, but if your dating him and he doesnt really seem to care about you as in not talking to you, calling you, or texting you, means he has no intrest in you. If he talks to your bestfriend more than that basically just means he has more intrest in your bestfriend like hes always had since October.
Jesse is amazing!
Jesse by Amor<3 January 20, 2022
wow he must be named jesse

how would you know?

his pp is hanging 6 feet from the ground

OH OK!
Jesse by amogusussyball March 10, 2022
A rich boy who always brags about his money. Gets mad at people when they step on his 600 dollar shoes. Nobody likes Jesse expect for other rich sassy rude kids. He has teleporting powers and stalks people. Jesse is a weird mf
Person 1: There’s a new kid named Jesse at Harvey
Person 2: I don’t give af
Jesse by stellaiscool March 11, 2022