He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.
I love you Macintosh Jardin!
Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.
Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.
Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.
Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.
Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.
Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.
Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.
Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.
by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018
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From Spanish roots:
“Fe” meaning faith
“Jardín” meaning garden
Direct translation: Garden of Faith
A reminder of God’s love.
Flowers created with love, given in love, and received in love.
A place where you can share love with others or with yourself.
From Spanish roots:
“Fe” meaning faith
“Jardín” meaning garden
Direct translation: Garden of Faith
A reminder of God’s love.
Flowers created with love, given in love, and received in love.
A place where you can share love with others or with yourself.
1. "If he wanted to, he would order from Fe Jardín"
2. "This is your sign to order from Fe Jardín"
3. "She learned to love herself and bought flowers from Fe Jardín"
2. "This is your sign to order from Fe Jardín"
3. "She learned to love herself and bought flowers from Fe Jardín"
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A systematic way to determine the truth and authenticity of the relevant claim. Uses a levelling system to determine how accurate the statement is:
'D'Jarious I/First': Straight up cap.
'D'Jarious II/Second': Partial-truth, partial-lie; Even though some of the claim could be true, there is also the potential to be a lie within the statement.
'D'Jarious III/Third': An entirely truthful statement, coming from the heart and soul of the person delivering the statement.
'D'Jarious' can commonly be abbrev. as 'DJ'.
Pseudo-D'Jariousn, n-inf in {R}, =/0: Backed up by theoretical physics and mathematics, as well as a mechanical engineer.
'D'Jarious IV/Fourth': Similar to 'D'Jarious III', however, this claim is backed up by love for the recipient.
'D'Jarious I/First': Straight up cap.
'D'Jarious II/Second': Partial-truth, partial-lie; Even though some of the claim could be true, there is also the potential to be a lie within the statement.
'D'Jarious III/Third': An entirely truthful statement, coming from the heart and soul of the person delivering the statement.
'D'Jarious' can commonly be abbrev. as 'DJ'.
Pseudo-D'Jariousn, n-inf in {R}, =/0: Backed up by theoretical physics and mathematics, as well as a mechanical engineer.
'D'Jarious IV/Fourth': Similar to 'D'Jarious III', however, this claim is backed up by love for the recipient.
Zude 1: "Yo bro, does my dih stink like ahh, gng?"
Zude 2: "Nah, u good luh jit."
Zude 1: "Put that on DJ III rn!"
Zude 2: "Yea man, on D'Jarious I ur dih don't stank."
Zude 2: "Nah, u good luh jit."
Zude 1: "Put that on DJ III rn!"
Zude 2: "Yea man, on D'Jarious I ur dih don't stank."
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