Jacob

A Short bitch ass cunt that likes men and needs a good cunt punting

Jacob needs to be circumcised with nail clippers

by JacobLikesMen March 6, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a gigantic self-loving jerk with the mentality of a two-year old. He will go out of his way to be a jerk to anyone who doesn't agree with him. He tries to act cool in front of his friends but it never works. He get very embarrassed if anyone sees him with his family. If you know a guy named Jacob he's probably a dick.

Jacob is a jerk.
Jacob isn't cool.
Jacob is a nerd.

by WeirdoBeardoIsAWeirdo January 28, 2019

Jacob

someone who you would regreat losing
they may not be your prince charming on the outside but they are on the inside.
has anger issues but can be super sweet,
once you get to know them you wont ever forget

person: hes ugly
me: no hes not the knight in shining armor but hes my jacob

by Hanna the llama April 18, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a boy who loves sports. He is funny and smart. Sometimes he has anger issues. Friendly to everyone. He is not mean. A lot of girls like him.

P.S. I’m a Jacob

Girl: You know that new boy Jacob
Girl 2: Of course, he is cute
Jacob: (walks to the girls) hi
Both Girls:*blushing*

by ImA Jacob14 April 20, 2018

Jacob

a nice guy who will steel all of the girls hearts. hes funny, sweet and has amazing hair!! if you look into his eyes you will never look away! he flirts whith every girl in the school. he's a heartbreaker. he chooses one girl to love and sticks whith her. i got lost in him myself.

Jacob:Hi serina
serina:Hey jacob!!!

by secretsinthesnow February 5, 2019

Jacob

he's gay

some dude: dude, look at that jacob over there! hes so gay

by GamerGirl4750 June 17, 2018

Jacob

Usually a boy who is called a turtle is taller than 5" but shorted than 6" and usually hangs around boys of the name troy Julius and darreon

Ayy that turtle reminds me of Jacob, turtle neck having ass

by Kamiya king February 4, 2018