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John

by loljoker February 5, 2019
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Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.
Man, are you johnning tonight?!
by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019
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John

Asshole, bitch, legally blind, DID I MENTION ASSHOLE
by Bronnon October 3, 2019
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John

The fattest human being in Church. This mans need a whole row by himself in church. Weighs 500- 600 pounds.
Damnnnnnnn, John really just broke that chair
by Daniel Tawadros November 23, 2019
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John

get out of my face you bugs bunny lookin’ ass, yuck!!!1 youre crusty bro!!! tell me, how is it possible to look 7 and 29 at the same time!?!?! get lost bro
“john you look like bugs bunny 😳😳😳”
by MichaelJacksonHeeHee October 28, 2019
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John

A person who’s loyal to u and won’t let anyone hurt u. He’s always there for u. He chill funny and helpful,
I wanna hangout with John he’s cool and chill.”
by Essketit 1134 March 17, 2019
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John

John is a peach licking cunt
by TiberiousOW April 6, 2017
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