Ivan

A big man with huge shoulders and humongous penis (20 inch). He gets pussy and he destroys pussy.
He likes to fuck other peoples moms. Also shoots racist motherfuckers.

Oh, you have a big Penis, you must be Ivan

by Sara Vukosavljevic November 21, 2021

The Tudor Ivan Effect

the Tudor Ivan effect is a nonconformist phenomenon with aphrodisiac intentions applied to a partner of the opposite sex with the intention of initiating or simmering the man towards a sweet game of cards.

Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.

by Maestrul tau fa October 3, 2023

Ivan Toney Effect

When a game is not going well for one team but a late substitution drastically improves the performance of that team (based on vibes alone). Based on the Euros 2024 England-Slovakia round-of-16 game - Ivan Toney came on for England at the last minute when England were losing to Slovakia. England went on to score two goals, progressing to the quarter finals.

Thank god he was substituted on, that's the Ivan Toney Effect.

by alfafan159 June 30, 2024

Ivan Siew Mai

He's LITERALLY SIEW MAI

Ivan Siew Mai will siew mai in ur panties.

by Tehendjdj June 24, 2021

Ivan Andres

The literal definition of a whore.

- Omg have you seen Ivan Andres lately?

-- you mean the whore? He can never settle for one 😹

by Jfndjfj September 16, 2022

Ivan

(v.) To be chronically, mysteriously absent and unreachable, and/or to report tardy to a predetermined appointment, in a rushed and flustered manner.

As he stood watching the clock and waiting for his colleague to arrive, he could not believe that he was being ivan-ed for the third time in three days.

by Pseudonat June 12, 2017

Ivan Tong

A famous youtuber that famous for his body shape like "caseoh". There's a habitat of Ivan Tong is that he eats 40t of food in every 10 minutes and able to swallow the universe. We use this word to laugh at fat people who is overweight.

Person 1: Ready for 1v1 in the game?
Person 2:Nah bro, I'm eating gtg
Person 1:Didn't you finish your meal in 10 minutes ago? Don't become the second Ivan Tong .

by I ate a cat 8964 June 20, 2024