Amelia was out playing in the snow. Currently it’s snow and freezing rain. She started banging in the door.
Amelia (age 7): “Mom. I might be fatly injured.”
Me: “Fatally you mean? What happened?”
Amelia: “I was hit by a snow wave. Hard.”
Me: “What’s a snow wave?”
Amelia: “It’s when the snow slaps you into the face!”
Me: “Did you fall in it?”
Amelia: “No. I was hit by a snow wave I said.”
Me: “I guess I still don’t understand what a snow wave is. Tell me how it happened.”
“I was minding my own business and trying to ride a scooter in the deep snow. It wasn’t working very good. Then a snow wave came up and smacked me right in the face! ”
And now you know what it is called when blowing snow goes into your face.
Amelia (age 7): “Mom. I might be fatly injured.”
Me: “Fatally you mean? What happened?”
Amelia: “I was hit by a snow wave. Hard.”
Me: “What’s a snow wave?”
Amelia: “It’s when the snow slaps you into the face!”
Me: “Did you fall in it?”
Amelia: “No. I was hit by a snow wave I said.”
Me: “I guess I still don’t understand what a snow wave is. Tell me how it happened.”
“I was minding my own business and trying to ride a scooter in the deep snow. It wasn’t working very good. Then a snow wave came up and smacked me right in the face! ”
And now you know what it is called when blowing snow goes into your face.
by Amelia Varilek February 12, 2019
Similar in concept to 'sea legs' - describes the difficulty people have walking in the snow and slush after the 1st heavy snowfall of the season.
by cosmicblue December 10, 2009
O.P cease and desist your snow-flakery.
by flat earth scientist February 18, 2017
When it begins to snow so heavily that you believe that the the next day you won't be going to school/work. Then the snow stops in around an hour
Hannah: Ooh, look at how hard its snowing! We won't be going to school
Georgia: nah, thats just a snow tease
Georgia: nah, thats just a snow tease
by SnowTeaseSucks December 16, 2010
by MICKY H January 10, 2008
by Riskietbiskiet February 26, 2019
The act of knowingly and purposely spreading syphilis and gorarrea to others around the holiday season. This is usually done at office, workplace and school Christmas parties. In the twisted mind of the snow pinker, they are merely giving the gift that keeps giving.
Hey, pal, don't hook up with that holiday hottie! She's been snow pinking since she got here! Last year, she caught me under the mistletoe, and when she was finished with me, it took MONTHS before I could pee without fear again!!!
by mfnman1269 December 28, 2010