midnight trigger

A sexy lesbian stripper who makes every girl fall in love with her and want to bang her.

Hey, did you see Midnight trigger. Oh, all I want to do is tap that!

by Lesbolover April 14, 2015

midnight gummer

When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job

boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer

Granny Smith: sure

by Matt10796 July 3, 2011

midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!

by Valerie Vancouver May 5, 2023

Midnight Rules

Late at night when the roads are clear of traffic, following traffic laws is completely pointless and unnecessary. It is at this magical hour that Midnight Rules kick in! Go as fast as you want! Use ALL the concrete! Hell with stoplights!

"Man, how did you get here so fast?!"

"Midnight Rules, man. Midnight Rules.

by Bretorious April 30, 2011

Midnight Tuna

A banger tunafish sandwich with relish, capers and meunster cheese. Must be made by a dude named Nate.

Yo Nate, hit me with one of them delectable Midnight Tunas.

by RowdyCannon August 10, 2021

midnight delight

The engaging in coitus or sexual pleasures during the first hours of the morning (aka. sex at midnight or 12:00 AM). This act can involve two or more people but can also extend to self pleasure.

Related: Afternoon delight

John watched as his girlfriend engaged in some lustful midnight delight with another, much older and experienced woman. John was aroused.

by TERRORMOTO June 3, 2017

Midnight Shorts

The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.

Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts

by Vexate February 17, 2020