Internet

-not something you just dump something on
-not a big truck
-however, it IS a series of tubes

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes."

-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

by Jeff Leonard Washington Betler October 27, 2009

You suck at the internet

What you tell newbies on forums or message boards that show you a website that has been reposted about 20 million times.

rodchunks - Go to funnyjunk.com. you will find awesome stuff that is funny as hell.

Blacksupra94 - Are you new to the internet?

MadDawg - You suck at the internet

by Joe August 4, 2004

Internet Meme

Do you have no sense of humor, wit, or originality? Look no further than the book of memes! They're easy to memorize and other meme users will find them hysterical each time you use them. Memes are emergency words, phrases, and media created by the social networking community that everyone uses when they can't think of anything else to say. Eventually they become so dependent on these memes that every single joke or insult they pop comes straight from the book of memes! Refer to the KnowYourMeme website for all memes.

Most Overused Internet Memes:
-"Rick Roll" YouTube video
-Any of the rage faces.
-any quotes from the CD-i video games.
-broseph, brosky, bro-etc.
-fuuuuuuuu
-umad bro? lol u mad.
-uh oh watch out guys looks like we got a badass over here!

by SunnyShard September 23, 2012

Internet Cancer

Condition where retarded, absurd, and/or extremely offensive comments/posts/statuses make you sick. Often associated with Youtube and Facebook.

Random Jackass #1: Whoa man did you hear what happened to Fuckface Mcgee?

Random Jackass #2: No man, what?

Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!

Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(

by Jewnigger VonStein August 28, 2014

internet test pilot

Person who surfs to questionable or known pornographic sites from his work computer. He is very useful to his co-workers that are too scared to "hit that link". This person is either unaware of company tracking software or counts on the highly proven theory that "they can't catch us all!"

Lenny is our internet test pilot

by Lancelot link February 6, 2007

Internet Veteran

A person who's been using the Internet for a very long time.

"I remember when Yahoo! had a 'What's Cool' button. I'm an Internet Veteran."

"Oh, there's porn way worse than 2Girls1Cup, trust me -- I'm an Inernet Veteran."

by Eskie2k February 9, 2012

internet bff

The one and only person that lives far away from you but you met her on the internet. Shes the only person that understands you and she loves you to death. The day you meet her is the best day of your life. She loves you for who you are not for your looks.

"Mom, my internet bff says I'm beautiful. Is it true?"

"Sweetheart, she might be a pefophile. And of course you're beautiful you're gorgeous honey!"

"No mom, we snapchat and skype and call each other all the time."

by fandomsaremything March 4, 2015