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white retard

Someone who acts stupid so he can get attention.

Usually the white guy who embarrasses himself in class for laughs.
Don't mistake this for regular retardness. This white retard isn't actually mentally retarded. He wasn't born with a mental disability. This white retard became a retard himself. He chose the retard life.
Wow! Joey don't be a white retard!!!!Stop embarrassing yourself so you can get attention.
by Seagulls.exe September 25, 2017
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white card

when u buy a cheap credit card that is completely white and has a lot of money in it
buyer: yo u got the white card
dealer: yeah 200$
buyer:how much is in there
dealer: $13,560
by urmompsy July 18, 2022
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White Shit

Shit that white people do, such as: invadin' territories, killin' in the name of God, stealin' resources, eatin' a lot of cheese.
Hey, Oliver. You up for some white shit?
by Lifs July 10, 2023
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white snorkel

When you take a ball of powdered cocaine and place it lightly in your mouth, and then blow it into another person's anus to be absorbed rectally.
Randy: "Bro, I got Jane to give me a white snorkel!"
Tim: "Aight, word to yo mother"
by Mike G.....///.... October 12, 2010
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White note

Much like the fabled Brown Note, the White Note is a theoretical frequency. While the Brown Note eminates from the rear the White Note is localized in the frontal region. In scientific terms, the White Note causes the sexy bits of all those who hear it to become excited and expel...
"Hey man, what happened to your pants?"

"Oh, that. Some asshole blasted me with the White Note."
by Socks and box July 19, 2019
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white shrek

is a real bitch
is really buff but has an ugly face
likes short people
is tall
add u back
i saw a white shrek today
by jimmie blake April 29, 2020
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White Lightning

Single distilled ethyl-alcohol. Sometimes refered to as moonshine, white liquor, white lightning, mountain dew, hooch, homebrew, white whiskey, and corn liquor. White Lightning differs from true moonshine in that moonshine is usually double or triple distilled, where as white lightning is generally the product of a single distillation. Crystal clear, resembling water.
I just finished boiling off a batch of good ol' White Lightning.
by NJen25 January 7, 2017
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