Horny Toad

A male that is usually horny about 24/7 to be exact. Constantly daydreams about sexual fantasies. Usually named Alfred. Like to seduce mexican women. Once seduced he turns back into a toad

There goes that horny toad

by kjsndfsnd August 8, 2012

horny

When you just wanna fuck the hot chick next door. Your dick gets really hard and throbs alot. This situation is usually cured by masturbation or sex.

Last night, I went to my girl's house, and when she opened the door, the wasn't wearing anything. She said, "Hey, sexy.... Come into my room...." I followed her into her room, and she threw me onto the bed. She got me soooooo horny. She began ripping at my clothes with beastial intensity. She tore my pants off, and, slowly, she reached her head down and began sensually stroking my cock with her tongue. She slid it into her mouth and kept licking all the way. She fondled my balls and I slid my shirt off. We were naked, and she just kept going at it. my cock was throbbing so hard, it hurt. I arched my back, and she slowly brought her tongue to my nipples. She bit them, and I screamed in pleasure. I flipped around and inserted my tongue in her pussy. I loved the taste of her vagina. It tasted like liquid orgasm. She reached orgasm and blasted my mouth full of her cum. I swallowed, and loved every minute of it. Then, she started to give me a hand job. I fingered her, and I squirted cum in her face. She went crazy and asked for more. She leapt forward and stuck her tongue in the hole in my dick. I shuddered in pleasure, and I fainted in a flood of hormones and semen. I had had the best orgasm in the history of my life.

I hope you guys got horny off this. I certainly did. In fact, she's still eating my cum! =D

by IcyM1 June 28, 2007

hoopy

adj. Neat, really together (about a person). One who really knows where his towel is. Originally from the radio series "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. Also see "frood".

"Hey you, sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!"

by VMD May 30, 2006

A really hoopy frood

Originally from the radio series "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. A hoopy is a realy together guy. A frood is a really amazingly together guy.

Hey you sass that hoopy, Ford Prefect, there's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

by Z Beeblebrox July 15, 2005

Horp

The Horp is a kind of dance that is done by groups of people who can't do any other kind of dance. You hold hands with everyone in the group and jump up and down.

I can't two-step... you wanna go Horp?

by Shenta794 July 2, 2011

Horny Bastards

The immature idiots in the morning Energy Academy class that gather round in a circle and share the nudes they have collected.

Look, it's the horny bastards trading nudes like pokemon cards again!

by TheDude426 December 13, 2015

Horny Potter and The Sorcerer's Daughter

the first of a series of pornos based on the harry potter saga

a bonerum jizzicus spell?

hell nah. its Horny Potter and The Sorcerer's Daughter on blu-ray

by ysjfngjsadsglhpn July 11, 2011