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honey munchkin

1. What a freshman calls an upperclassman when he/she tries to hit on him/her.
2. A name that pisses a girl off
1. You scared me honey munchkin! Don't do that ever again Iris... See you during lunch :)
2. "What's up Iris the honey munchkin?" "STOP CALLING ME THAT!" "I'm sorry. I won't do it ever again honey munchkin."
by ddawg0926 April 24, 2017
mugGet the honey munchkinmug.

White Honey

No one pays their rent, it’s all spent on white honey, can you find the candy man? White honey anytime I think I can —Graham Parker
by jessekaratekid October 10, 2021
mugGet the White Honeymug.

Beaver Honey

A sticky light golden liquid produced in the honey glands of canadian beavers by fermenting wood chips. It's basically animal resin.
You all get a shipment of Beaver Honey
by TheOneSin September 16, 2021
mugGet the Beaver Honeymug.

Honey cream

Holy fuck he honey creamed, run before you get stung !!!
by Ligmaballs123456 July 24, 2018
mugGet the Honey creammug.

Honey Person

A sweet, loving person, someone who's literally as sweet as honey, an actual angel.
by taylor paulson June 23, 2021
mugGet the Honey Personmug.

Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.
Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.
by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011
mugGet the Bear Honeymug.
This phrase must only be said by middle-aged gingers who knows math and wears glasses.
Student: 1+1 = 2
Ginger: On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!
*A fat man proceeds to crawl out of the ginger's mouth and will attempt to crawl into yours.*
by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019
mugGet the On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!mug.

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