by Tbeam May 24, 2025

by Hippo hunter August 7, 2022

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.
Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.
Guy 2: Oh shit.
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.
Guy 2: Oh shit.
by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

Hippo is a combination of hiphop and emo. If you like hiphop-emo music you are hippo. Also, hippo fashion takes aspects from both.
Jerb: What subculture of emo are you..
Aaliyah: Hippo subculture!
Max: ahh I love hiphop
Jerb: when did u get here
Aaliyah: Hippo subculture!
Max: ahh I love hiphop
Jerb: when did u get here
by Yurpledoodle August 26, 2025

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.
Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."
by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025

by RatLover111 July 9, 2021

To fart a stinker and let it collect inside a Thirsty Hippo. The Thirsty Hippo will then absorb the moisture from the fart.
by Doent August 25, 2018
