Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025

Hippo

1. An overweight person.
2. An abbreviation for the word 'Hypocrite'

A: 'Sarah is such a hippo.'
B: 'Yeah, in more ways than one.'

by dvsfnsr December 30, 2020

Ford hippo

Unofficial name for the new electric ford mustang

My parents bought me a ford hippo as a graduation gift

by Carrrlos November 9, 2022

hippo

literally fat

eb stfu hippo

by TiggyWiggy August 31, 2020

Jesus Hippos

Hippos that can walk on water.

I saw some jesus hippos walking around in the Atlantic ocean.

by El Gaupo April 26, 2023

Hippo

This is what I call my fat ex girlfriend

your such a hippo

by Rider21 January 25, 2019

Hippo

A fat ass bitch

Man 1: did you see that girl
Man 2: she was a hippo

by Hdhdhshdhjeje October 28, 2019