Hungry hungry hippos

When you insert food into her vagina and eat it
by Seth Arthur December 12, 2023
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hippo po thomas

Did you see that giant hippo po thomas?
by deedawdumdeedum January 05, 2022
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Sneaky hippo

When your in the bath and someone eats you out
I was having a nice relaxing bath and my husband snuck up and gave a sneaky hippo
by Noodleasian dog March 27, 2018
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Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.
"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."
by Spidey_Sences15 May 09, 2022
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Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.
“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”
by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018
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hippo dyke

An obese, sweaty, and manly female, such as:

a) Rosie O' Donnell
b) any Juggalette
c) your mother
Wow, bro, that bitch is a hippo dyke.
by ServThePerv January 14, 2011
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