Hawaii Clops

A Hawaiian tradition, where a woman eats the stinky smegma out of an uncircumsized penis. she then puts her mouth over the mans asshole, and swallows every bit of shit the man can produce, she then regurgitates the shit back into the mans mouth where they make out, and belch once more.

me and my boyfriend did Hawaii Clops last night, we got fucked up.

by vetoveto1 January 15, 2026

Hawaiian Pipeline

The act of putting your penis in your bellybutton, and letting your bellybutton lint transmit into your urethra. This usually only works for extremely obese men.

Some Man: Hey babe, do you want to see my Hawaiian Pipeline?

Some Chick: We are getting a divorce.

by Ap Stor January 15, 2026

Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie

Chopped up pineapples are eaten by a male before sexual intercourse. The male receives head from his partner until the pineapple-enhanced semen enters her mouth. Then, he french kisses her and extracts the semen before frantically licking her butthole while she shits into his mouth.

Dude, my girl is a freak, we just got done making a Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie!

by DefiningLegend610 January 19, 2026

The Hawaiian SpermBender

A ancient God relating back to before the creation of anything, that could literally, mentally, and physically fuck anything that existed or had yet to exsist. It is stated that the Hawaiian SpermBender created a galaxy my mistakenly sticking his dick in a black hole, eventually leading to him busting his godly nut all over space and time.

Man I really felt like the Hawaiian SpermBender back at that party. I was fucking mad Bitches!

by The OG ReZ July 6, 2017

Pizza-Hawaii-Theory

It’s just like the Olive-Theory.
Two people only can be a good couple if one of them like pineapple on pizza and the other one doesn’t.

1. Person: Hey do you like pineapple on your pizza?

2. Person: no thats gross

1. Person: I do! We would be a great couple according to the Pizza-Hawaii-Theory!

by User2142069 March 27, 2020

Wet Hawaiian

When someone eats diced pineapple from a womans vagina

My doctor asked me how I got such a terrible yeast infection and I had to tell him that my boyfriend and I did a Wet Hawaiian over the weekend.

by Bluebeard1245 October 11, 2020

Blue Hawaiian

Using a blue flavored pixie stick as an tool when performing masterbation on a female.

While Henrietta and Henry were alone in their bedroom, Henry reached to the side of his bed and grabbed blue flavored pixie sticks and proceeded to perform a blue hawaiian on Henrietta.

by Jonny More Than Meets The gers November 23, 2021