A male homosexual couple that never engages in any public display of affection, hence allowing straight male observers to avoid thinking about sodomy.
"Dude, your gay neighbors are selling sheets at the yard sale. That's gross."
"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."
"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."
by Steve Goozecoch October 14, 2007
Get the handshake homosexualsmug. A handshake with one persons hand open and the other in a closed fist. After the initial fist to hand bump, the handshakers switch and bump again.
by MSTR-HAKR January 1, 2012
Get the No homo handshakemug. The act of one or more people lying beneath a glass table while having one or more others defecate on said glass table.
The term is named for its town of origin, Loveland, Colorado.
The term is named for its town of origin, Loveland, Colorado.
by Valente420 June 5, 2009
Get the Loveland Handshakemug. When performing anal sex, the male reaches into the vagina and masterbates himself with the sheath between the ass and vagina with his fingers.
by bnasty31632 August 4, 2007
Get the manudo handshakemug. The act of killing someone by shaking their hand, pulling a gun out from a pocket, and then shooting said victim while pulling him towards you. Invented by Al Capone.
John: Hey Freddie,I just saw some guy in the street that was all bloody!
Freddie: Why was he bloody?
John: He said he got a Chicago Handshake from some random dude.
Freddie: Why was he bloody?
John: He said he got a Chicago Handshake from some random dude.
by logmiesta22 December 8, 2009
Get the Chicago handshakemug. Sticking ones finger into anothers no-no areas, most likely the anus, and then pulling it out after a few seconds.
by Sam March 3, 2005
Get the louisiana handshakemug. by MihaiMihai August 23, 2006
Get the Romanian Handshakemug.