left handed Spaniard

An unknown sexual act performed by a man or a woman which includes the use of the left hand.

My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spaniard last night. Not sure exactly what it was or what she did but it was great.

by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008

bag handle

A slang term referring to a man's genitalia, or penis.

Mikey, why are you grabbing your bag handle?

by michael josen July 23, 2009

one-handed-bandit

When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still grope and cop a feel with the spare hand.

"Mr. Gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my booby at the same time!...Magical."

by Allison J December 8, 2004

twitter handle

A retarded way of saying 'twitter username'.

"What's your twitter handle?"
"...If you mean my username, it's ___."

by mountaingirl April 23, 2014

goofy handed

Masterbating with the opposite hand, e.g. a right handed person masterbating with their left hand.

Jimi does it goofy handed so he can control the mouse while looking at porn.

by Cameron Hamilton May 5, 2004

left-handed batsman

A cricket term, to denote a man who bats a different way to the traditional right-handed stance.

A gay man, an uphill gardener.

That George Michael, he must be with the Laras, Gilchrists and Gangulys of this world. He's definitely a left-handed batsman!

by Sumo December 14, 2006

Wham Handle

Getting A Wham Chew Bar & Rapping It Around Your Manly Parts Letting Part of The Bar Remain Unwrapped Usually To Masturbate With.

Man 1:Getting Some Wham Bars From Sids.
Man 2:Why?
Man 1:Gonna Wham Handle Myself When I Get Home.

by Wham1992 January 16, 2009