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Van Halen

An utterly obnoxious 80's arena rock band who had more lead singers than groupies. Origionaly fronted by David Lee Roth, he was replaced by Sammy Hagar, who was later replaced by the former frontman from Extreme.
I remember when Van Halen was cool, then I listened to real music and realized they really really suck
by Keith Kellis May 14, 2005
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van halen

Van halen is so bad..for all you out there pink floyd is much better! van halen is overrated and maxes out on laaaaaamenesss!!
Fuck! that dog just took a "van halen" on my yard! haha
by oka July 21, 2006
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Hallerizer Deluxe 3000

Halerizer Deluxe 3000 is a combination sex maneuver where the man drops a Cleveland Steamer on the women's breasts. The poop allows for an easy titty fuck. After he finishes on her chin, causing a white streak to resemble the facial hair style of a flavour savor, he takes his dirty penis and applies a Dirty Sanchez using it as if it were a paint brush or pencil. She then proceeds to lick her breasts clean of all fecal matter. Once finish she will appear to have a brown mustache and a white flavour savor from her mouth to her chin.
Dane performed a Hallerizer Deluxe 3000 on his girlfriend Ally. Needless to say she became sick the next day from consuming human feces.
by Clysidious McMurphy December 15, 2008
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Hallentine's Day

When you don't want/have to/a party. So you spend all halloween with a special person watching halloween movies. You get each other their favorite halloween candies and have a halloween themed snack or dinner.
"Who are you spending Hallentine's Day with?"
"Well I was thinking since Rob's party was cancelled I'd spend Hallentine's Day with Karen."
by JayneaDoe October 3, 2016
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Hellen Keller Challenge

A step up from the Ray Charles Challenge.

The act of smoking loud (kush) and boxing out until you cant see anymore or hear because of the loud weed.
That Hellen Keller Challenge had me going blind and deaf!
by Corey Gunz August 20, 2011
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Hellen

A trash panda who litters all the time, probably living in like trångsund or something. Has a small dick, but enourmous ballz (Threesticle) Mean and short, but chill af. Always falling for some reason and likes yalla a lot.
Henry: You saw Ellen today?
Ludvig: Yeah, she was behaving like a total Hellen
by Hlut October 20, 2021
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Halling

Laying down in the aisles of a store until you either get tired or kicked out. Similar too owling, planking, and koaling.
Did you see the picture of them halling in kmart?
Yesss, it seems awesome!
by AdamPeden August 3, 2011
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