husbland

the dull, bored, boring man a young rebel becomes after years of marriage, due to a PMS wife, kids to raise, a mortgage to pay and the horribly dull job he has to support it all; stage of life that precedes the mid-life crisis; the natural state of the average family man.

Mary: Hi Jane, how was your husbland's fishing trip?
Jane: He didn't go. He spent the weekend mowing the lawn, fixing the dishwasher, and watching TV bowling.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

Husbando

Pronounced Huz-band-oh

A masculine mirror to Waifu coming from "Husband" (similar to how Waifu comes from "Wife"). Usually used as a name for a fictional character that you have a big crush on.

Ever since I first saw him, I had a huge crush on him. He's my Husbando

by SuxAtGaming44 November 21, 2018

Husubando

Has similar meaning to husbando but this is the correctly spelled word. The antonym of waifu. Used by female anime fans who have crushes on male anime characters, albeit these female fans are extremely rare. The way of saying husband in Japanese Katakana (special letter/character set used to write english words).

Toshiro Hitsugaya from Bleach is totally my husubando!!

by Chesty LeRoo November 28, 2010

Husbando

The male version of a waifu. A fictional character (usually from an anime) that women care for so much they refer to them as husbando. The feelings one has for a husbando can range between love, obsession, worship or a mix of said feelings. Some have multiple husbandos and some have just one. Many women prefer Husbandos to 3D men because they suck ass and 2D men are superior to 3D men in every way.

Friend: wow you have a lot of Kars (JJBA) posters and figurines, you even have a body pillow of him.
Me: Yes because he is my husbando. I love him and one day my soul will transcend reality and I can finally be with him and worship him to my fullest.
Friend: ...you need a therapist.

by ButterMyCreams February 3, 2017

Space Husbands

In Star Trek: The Original Series, Spock and James T. Kirk tend to have sexual tension between them. Many fans support it, but not all. It's a fandom on Tumblr, DeviantART and Livejournal.

Bones (Doctor Leonard McCoy) is Jealous of Spock/Kirk (Space Husbands).

by jimtiberiuskirk March 28, 2011

Husbando

Male alternative for the word 'waifu'. A husbando is someone you hold deep affection towards, to the point you refer to them as your husband.

Female 1: Who is your husbando
Female 2: Kakyoin Noriaki, he is just too pure.

by Noriaki Kakyoin April 14, 2019

Clown Husbandry

The cultivation, breeding, and care of clowns, usually partaken by those on Tumblr.

My mom started to get into clown husbandry recently, now we have a jester running around in the back yard.

by DeepthroatDaddy September 30, 2020