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Bible-humping Homophobic Ultraconservative Dickwad

Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.
Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 18, 2017
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the ultimate homophobe freak-out

This is an intentional and well practiced move on the part of two straight males or two straight females to irk,irritate,gross out or freak a hard core homophobe. One of the pair sits on the lap of the other and plays with the partner's hair then spits his/her chewing gum straight up in the air only to have the partner catch it in his/her mouth like a hungry sea gull. Very effective stunt. Known to make the homophobe throw up.
These two guys went into the boss lady's office and did the ultimate homophobe freak-out move on her. She suspended them both for 2 days.
by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011
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November 24th is 'National Beat A Homophobe To Death Day'! Feel free to beat acceptance into them in any way you want!
"Hey, Isn't the 24th National 'Beat A Homophobe To Death' Day?" "Just in time for Thanksgiving!"
by the cock wrangler November 19, 2022
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Homophobic 🏳️ 🌈🚫

Giving your high school teacher a tie…UNPROVOKED
Homophobe: I gave my music teacher a tie cuz I thought he would like it.

Normal person: YOURE SO HOMOPHOBIC 🏳️ 🌈🚫! How dare you!?! You should be expelled!
by Norma1_p3rs0n May 14, 2022
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If you are missing a lot of braincells you may say this phrase in order to overpower any comment thrown at you, whether that be “Your mom gay” “No U” even overcoming the dreaded “Ur grandpap a trap”. No other phrase has been, is now, or ever will be more powerful than this. No matter what.
Your mom ga...

THOU FAVORED RELATIVE ART HOMOPHOBICALLY CURIOUS
by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018
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A beautiful person with a great personality that is lovely, smart, kind, and, inspiring.
"Wow he looks like an ugly A very ugly disgusting unfunny gay homophobic transphobic asianphobic disgusting racist latinophobic misogynist person that eats shit and smells dog poop"
by Ramonday January 5, 2022
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the two boys in my class that share the same brain cell and act gay when they think no one is watching and makes free israel and hitla jokes
"Wtf r they doing" "oh they're just being homophobic gay 14 yr old edgelords😈🥶"
by shmiigyツ February 12, 2024
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