Hillbilly Abortion

(Verb)

To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.

"Hey Jane I thought you got pregnant?"

"Nope, I got a Hillbilly Abortion

by BungoScrogis11 December 13, 2021

Hillbilly Cunt

A redneck chick who has no sense.

You're nothing but a Hillbilly Cunt!

by Lulu of Carlton February 8, 2022

Hillbilly Dan

That one friend who is country at heart but is very progressive in his beliefs.

Yo that kid Luke from brick house is such a hillbilly dan

by Brick house hoe October 3, 2021

Hillbilly Swamp Monster

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench

Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster

by TY the OG September 17, 2021

Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.

I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.

by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021

hillbilly

someone who calls a refrigerator an ice box, lives in a trailer, leaves their christmas tree up for two years, votes for trump, and wears tank tops and jean shorts every day, etc.

god he’s a such a hillbilly

by snoopdoggsbigtoe August 17, 2021

Hillbilly white snake

A hillbillies penis.

And then I asked her. " Wanna see my hillbilly white snake?"

by Sachmoe1021 August 23, 2021