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new hampshire

sucks ass and the people i met from there are weird, annoying, gay, uptight, think they are black, waspy and shitheads to say the least
New Hampshire is a state where WASPS live and the kids who live near boston think they are from the city when they aren't
by shotzflyin May 2, 2006
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New Hampshits

My mom doesn't want to move to New Hampshire, She doesn't want to become a New Hampshit.
by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005
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New Hampshire

waste of state, where hippies and bugs live, good for nothing
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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New Hampshire

A sad, lonely, pitiful and useless State that should be absorbed by Massachusetts. The State bird is heroin, and the State flower is unemployment. The State Motto is "Live, Freeze and Die". Stratford, Colebrook and Pittsburgh and home to the largest number of inbreeds in the State, and it is common to find siblings that are in active, sexual relationships with each other. If you make the mistake of not being born and raised here, or having four generations of family buried in local graves, the people will treat you like complete and utter shit.

The locals are the most arrogant, pompous douche-bags you will ever run into. They frequently troll urban dictionary just to dislike all of the negative definitions of New Hampshire. People that are from here, and smart enough to know how much is sucks, call the State "Screw Hampshire", because nothing says "you're screwed" like living in the North Country. If you have a high school diploma and half of your teeth, you're the town's most eligible bachelor. If you have a college degree and all of your teeth, you are automatically labeled as "arrogant" and no one wants anything to do with you.

A move to New Hampshire provides only the following certainties to one's future:

1. Alcoholism or other substance abuse
2. Obesity
3. Depression
4. Constant maintenance on your property and vehicle
5. Divorce if you're married / Remaining single for the rest of your life if you aren't married
Life is short, don't squander it by living in New Hampshire.
by Joe Buttafuoco July 2, 2020
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New Hampshire

State home to transplanted Massholes, bigoted Vermonsters, and confused Maniacs. The southern part of the state is overrun by college students whose parents won't pay for them to go to UConn. The northern part of the state has a 20:1 snowmobile to human ratio. The state bird is the purple finch and the state flower is the purple lilac, making New Hampshire high on the list of "Places That Are Gay By Default Alone".
Omigod, Mom and Dad told me I had to go up to New Hampshire to like, get my, like, education! Omigod! Aren't there like, no roads there? Like, I don't think I could live without a Starbucks!
by msFortunate December 14, 2008
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Hamished

to fall over or to trip and hurt your kneecaps so your walking is impaired
hey dude why are you limping oh man the other day i tripped up and hamished myself
by Cornchips_95 March 30, 2011
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Hamshwapped

1) To be extremely drunk
2) To hit something/someone very hard
1) Damn bitch I'm so hamshwapped I can't see straight!
2) Holy shit, that car just got absolutely hamshwapped by that semi.
by bm0591 February 21, 2006
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