Grover's law, an analogue of Godwin's law, states that whenever one Internet user accuses another of being a "sock puppet" (i.e. fake identity) without proof, the argument is over and the accuser has lost the argument.
The name of the law comes from a diagnosed paranoiac's belief that all Internet posts originated from the Sesame Street persona Grover.
The name of the law comes from a diagnosed paranoiac's belief that all Internet posts originated from the Sesame Street persona Grover.
UglyTroglodyte: "I suspect you are an alias of a resurrected, bionic Hitler."
Rx521: "Wrong! I invoke Godwin's and Grover's law! You lose double!"
Rx521: "Wrong! I invoke Godwin's and Grover's law! You lose double!"
by Rx521 May 21, 2004
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Person one: hey man why are you so sad
Person two: my dad said he was going to the grocery store
Person one: *silence*
Person two: my dad said he was going to the grocery store
Person one: *silence*
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It is the twin city of nearby Pismo Beach in the same sense that Danny Devito was Arnold Schwarzenegger's twin, small, ugly, and full of crap.
First Person: Hey let's go poop in the ocean!
Second person: Where do you think you are, Grover Beach?!
It is the twin city of nearby Pismo Beach in the same sense that Danny Devito was Arnold Schwarzenegger's twin, small, ugly, and full of crap.
First Person: Hey let's go poop in the ocean!
Second person: Where do you think you are, Grover Beach?!
First Person: Hey let's go poop in the ocean!
Second person: Where do you think you are, Grover Beach?!?
Second person: Where do you think you are, Grover Beach?!?
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This is another slang term for "knocking boots" "bumping uglies" "horizontal mambo/tango" "doin' it" "the no pants dance" "the good ol' in and out" or, as many refer to it, SEX!
This is another slang term for "knocking boots" "bumping uglies" "horizontal mambo/tango" "doin' it" "the no pants dance" "the good ol' in and out" or, as many refer to it, SEX!
"Duuuude, are you gonna bag her groceries or what?"
"So I went over to her place and get this...I totally bagged her groceries"
"He-man, do you have a condom...I think I am going to bag Sheera's groceries tonight."
"Naw man, she is a total prude! I couldn't bag her groceries if I paid for it."
"We should go out tonight, get some drinks, hang with some buddies, talk to some girls, and maybe even bag some groceries."
"Hey Brian, how is it going? I am writing this to let you know that I think things are finished between the two of us! You are a caring, sweet guy, and lord knows, you bagged groceries with the best of 'em, but we are growing apart and things change. I will always appreciate our time together...goodbye."
"So I went over to her place and get this...I totally bagged her groceries"
"He-man, do you have a condom...I think I am going to bag Sheera's groceries tonight."
"Naw man, she is a total prude! I couldn't bag her groceries if I paid for it."
"We should go out tonight, get some drinks, hang with some buddies, talk to some girls, and maybe even bag some groceries."
"Hey Brian, how is it going? I am writing this to let you know that I think things are finished between the two of us! You are a caring, sweet guy, and lord knows, you bagged groceries with the best of 'em, but we are growing apart and things change. I will always appreciate our time together...goodbye."
by Phisto November 7, 2009
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A: What's up with you and that girl Kiesha? You seen her during the day right?
B: Man, it ain't nothin' a grocery bag can't fix.
B: Man, it ain't nothin' a grocery bag can't fix.
by ccfrontwind February 1, 2010
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It fucking sucks
So, imma divide by boys and girls sorry non binary
Girls:
they love that sweet sweet gossip and drama, and most of them are vsco girls, k-pop fan girls, trying-to-be-ghetto girls, actual-ghetto girls, the magnet, orchestra asian girls (there’s surprisingly a lot of them at my school), uwu-y, and the ones who lost their virginity. The less common ones are the emos/goths, memey, athletics, preppy, and the NORMAL ones. I am a girl myself and we fight alot and 9/10, they stay at war with each other and never become friends and ruin each other’s lives by rumors/gossip. basically it’s shit. and the 8th/7th grader dudes always wanna bang u.
Boys: they’re too prev honestly (most of them, not all). they always talk about jerking off and boners and sex, etc. i’m friends with some of these boys and they never want to do that with me (so whew). they can be memey, but the dank ones. then there’s the gangster/ghetto ones. they’re the ones who actually fuck girls in school and leave around the used condoms everywhere. nasty actually. and they always act all hood and stuff. then there are the nerds/magnet. they’re WAY less disgusting and they honestly have no interest in sex, just school (yay :D). then the weird ones. they never shut up and they talk about usually concering stuff. the normal ones are slim to none of just existing. but atleast when they fight, they make up with each other in 5 min or less
so yeah, 7th graders kinda suck
It fucking sucks
So, imma divide by boys and girls sorry non binary
Girls:
they love that sweet sweet gossip and drama, and most of them are vsco girls, k-pop fan girls, trying-to-be-ghetto girls, actual-ghetto girls, the magnet, orchestra asian girls (there’s surprisingly a lot of them at my school), uwu-y, and the ones who lost their virginity. The less common ones are the emos/goths, memey, athletics, preppy, and the NORMAL ones. I am a girl myself and we fight alot and 9/10, they stay at war with each other and never become friends and ruin each other’s lives by rumors/gossip. basically it’s shit. and the 8th/7th grader dudes always wanna bang u.
Boys: they’re too prev honestly (most of them, not all). they always talk about jerking off and boners and sex, etc. i’m friends with some of these boys and they never want to do that with me (so whew). they can be memey, but the dank ones. then there’s the gangster/ghetto ones. they’re the ones who actually fuck girls in school and leave around the used condoms everywhere. nasty actually. and they always act all hood and stuff. then there are the nerds/magnet. they’re WAY less disgusting and they honestly have no interest in sex, just school (yay :D). then the weird ones. they never shut up and they talk about usually concering stuff. the normal ones are slim to none of just existing. but atleast when they fight, they make up with each other in 5 min or less
so yeah, 7th graders kinda suck
i don’t really have an example, sorry, im not good at explaining shit. don’t wanna confuse u guys
7th grader: omg drama is so cool
7th grader: omg drama is so cool
by lame_wannabe_emo_here September 22, 2019
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