Ass-Goblin

a girl who is short in stature and bitchy-er than any other thing you have ever experiance, this little creature also likes to say she likes you and lead you on then never meets you

person A: dud did you hook up with that girl yet

person B: nah she's an ass-goblin

by Brandidit September 1, 2010

goblin

someone who is into the goblincore fandom. someone who collects buttons, beads, dice, rocks, gems, crystals, pinecones and various miscellaneous items. they love the outdoors and their clothing choice usually varies around corduroy, overalls, embroidered/painted items, sweaters, and boots. they...are inclined to go feral once in a while.

random dude: why does stella have so much stuff in her room?
random other dude: ahh, she's a goblin.

by imachickenugget September 13, 2020

Ass Goblin

when you go to eat pussy, but go too far down, then you're ass goblin. *rule of thumb(if your on a bed)your chin should not be touching the mattress...)(if you do then you are definately ass goblin)

mans thoughts "hmm her bat cave seems kinda tight, maybe i went down too far...oh man i hope im not ass goblin"

by chikin skratch December 28, 2005

Goblin

An unfortunate looking socially awkward male who lurks in clubs to pull women

Did you see that guy Andy at the bar last night? He's such a goblin!

by SlyDog'12 November 11, 2012

Ass Goblin

A very disturbed person who will have an iritable obsetion with goblining peoples ass's. Also known an a 'Bum Bandit'.

"Hey dude can I goblin your ass?"

"No dude."

"Kmon, it's just a litttle goblining."

"Fuck'n, no you stupid Ass Goblin." etc.

by Wha in the shit of all shit? June 28, 2009

gender goblin

Someone who identifies as a highly specific version of non-binary and is also highly vocal about it

Xe: ugh I'm not non-binary, I'm a genderqueer post-binary demi-fluid-fem.

They:like, identify however you feel, but you don't have to be such a gender goblin about it.

by Jsjbebdixhab October 21, 2019

gooch goblins

Gooch Goblins are a more sophisticated term for crabs of the gooch.

dude my gooch itches, you more than likely have gooch goblins Jake.
Robert had sex with a prostitute with a fupa it sagged down and touched his gooch, now he has gooch goblins.
Jessica likied to lick my gooch until i got a nasty case of gooch goblins.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004