toats m'goats

synonym for fuck my life

Janson: Dude, Bridget fucked me over last night.

Bryan: Isn't that like the 5th chick to fuck you over?

Janson: Yea...toats m'goats

by Goose and Maverick August 20, 2009

toats mc goats

A phrase used by the elderly generation, most likely to mock or make fun of today's younger generation. ""Totes" is a shortened version of "totally" that is often used in text or commenting on social media. "Mc goats" came in as a form of mockery because it rhymes with "totes", and the spelling was changed to "toats" so it looks like goats a well.

My elderly grandfather finally got a cellphone and sent me a text message saying "This is toats mc goats cool."

by Natalieeee013 December 19, 2013

Goated

Gayest
Of
All
Time
Eating
Dick

Yolanda is goated

by This is real kid December 12, 2019

goatsexual

You fuck goats in the anal.. thats it why are you still here.

Man i am attracted to goats i am “goatsexual”

by Randomnameisfake August 28, 2021

Goatshovel

A horrible rendition a the song Mudshovel by Staind

that band played Goatshovel again

by stu lanley September 6, 2007

Goatee Rider

When your sexual partner has the more hairy genitals.

Jeff: Hey man! What's up?

You: I'm a little down in the sack..

Jeff: Oh. I know what's going on.. Your chick's got that Goatee Rider going on.

You: Yeah..

Jeff: Bring that broad over here! I love that shit!!

by BathroomHUMOR February 20, 2011

Goateyed

One eye looking one direction, the other eye looking different direction.

I didn't know if she was talking to me or you.
She is goateyed bad!

by firebossnubbin March 6, 2011