Recession Girlfriend

Not necessarily the prettiest girl of the bunch, but one who works in a bar or store and can get you free stuff. A girl to have on your side.

"My friends with hot girlfriends live at home with their parents while my Recession Girlfriend serves me free drinks all night long at the bar near my own apartment."

by Fans of Mr. T...fool! July 15, 2009

Girlfriend Sub

A friend that is used as a substitute for a real girlfriend who performs the duties of the same. A friend that is used to give the appearance that you are in a relationship, but it is strictly platonic.

Alma: Wow you are going out with Geo AGAIN!
Syra: Yeah, our third date this week.
Alma: So you guys are dating?
Syra: No I am just his Girlfriend Sub.

by Sy Lopez September 29, 2008

Ex girlfriend

A cheating swine who has no decency or dignity

I hate my ex girlfriend

by Guyp3rson October 18, 2021

Step-Girlfriend

When your gay husband makes a child with a woman with your permission.

Yesterday I saw my Step-Girlfriend with the child of my husband.

by Volktron March 11, 2022

Girlfriend

Something I do not have.

A girlfriend is something I do not have.

by Grizzlebear22 October 30, 2018

ex-girlfriend

What over 60% of internet porn purports to be about.

Shaky camera? Check.
Hipster chick? Check.
Sociopathic video description? Double-check.

Ex.; "exgf_brutaly_fucked_in_her_slutt_pussy.mpg,"; "watch_my_ex-girlfriend_pounded_by_13incock.avi"

by vinman11 March 2, 2010

girlfriend rock

The kind of music you listen to only because your girlfriend (or any girl(s) you like) does. When your macho friends flip through your record collection and quizzically ask why you have this winsome indie-pop record mixed in with your slovenly punk or your metal or whatever else you bro down to with your dude friends, "girlfriend rock" is the excuse you give. If they continue to make fun of you, ask them why they never get any? Or do they really enjoy jugga-lette hookups that much?

Dude 1: "What are these doing in your glove box...Blank Dogs? Belle and Sebastian???"

Dude 2: "Oh, that's what my girlfriend likes to listen to."

Dude 1: "You don't actually like this shit, do you?"

Dude 2: "Actually...for girlfriend rock, you can do a lot worse. Have you heard Real Estate?"

by DJ Rick May 19, 2010