pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016

it's garland

Pretty much like it's lit, but for the holiday season...

"Dude, where did you get that car?"
"My cousin let me borrow it for the weekend, it's garland."

by noicegurl909 December 9, 2016

Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle

A person who is a retard and has no body parts.

Oh look at Andrew Baker, he is a Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle, what a fat retard.

by Young.Sullivan January 25, 2023

Hang my garlands

A cool way of Inviting a boy over to have a tinder hookup

Hey, wanna come over tonight and help me hang my garlands

by Sammy boye February 23, 2023

Melanie B. Garren

A real nice German teacher who works at Chris Fore's kingdom at TPAA.
Very, very chill.
Not much more to say.

Students: *Quietly doing Duolingo*
Melanie B. Garren: "SICKA SACKA SICKA SACKA"
Students: "HOI" "HOI" "HOI"

by Cincinnatihell February 24, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025