girlfriend

The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship

"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"

by Ray October 22, 2003

Girlfriend Metal

Girlfriend Metal is the kind of metal band your girlfriend would listen to. That doesn't discount it from being metal, but it is what the name implies.

Girlfriend Metal ex.
Boyfriend: "So, do you like metal?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah, like Avenged Sevenfold?! Totally."

by YANAxGallifrey September 20, 2013

There's your girlfriend!

Used as a joke to rip on friends when you see an ugly girl or old lady. substituting a family member for girlfrined is also very effective:

say to friend as you point to a homeless person on the street: "Hey, there's your cousin."

by TommyGun July 14, 2005

Virtual Girlfriend

An Internet-Girlfriend; the couple have never met each other in real life, and the entire relationship is based on email and/or instant messanger conversations.

No need to worry about condoms when you're having virtual sex with your virtual girlfriend!

by RachBU January 24, 2008

Weekend Girlfriend

A girl who a guy only sees on the weekends because he is not really serious about her. Typically, he is only with her because she is offering something to him on said weekends (ie, sex).

Q: I didn't know Carrie was John's girlfriend. A: Oh, she's only his weekend girlfriend, nothing serious, just sex mostly.

by Arealgirl August 31, 2012

Girlfriend

1. One of the greatest things a man can experience!

2. The most painful thing a man can ever encounter in their entire life.

3. Linked to one of the scariest things a man can find.

4. The most expensive thing a man can get.

1. Guy 1: Dude! You have no idea how good you have it!
Guy 2: I know, my girlfriend is the best! I can't ask for more!

2. Guy 1: Dude, are you OK?
Guy 2: No, my girlfriend just dumped me. She was cheating on me for a year!

3. Guy 1:Why are you so tense?
Guy 2: My girlfriend's dad! He scares the shit out of me!

4. Guy 1: Hey, can you give me a few bucks to take out my girlfriend?
Guy 2: Sorry man, my girlfriend raided my wallet.

by DarkDestroyer95 March 25, 2009

Girlfriend Sitting

Looking after you're mate's girlfriend while he's away (for a short or long period), and treating her as if she was your own.

Person 1: "Who's that girl that James is with? Is that his mrs?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just girlfriend sitting for a few weeks"

by Pillobeam September 14, 2009