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You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025
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.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.
.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.
by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025
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Freakingulpinloser

a person you know and wished you didn't
by Little Lola November 3, 2003
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frashingle

a random phrase for people who can't form a proper sentance.
I...erm...erm..FRASHINGLE.
by DYL-DOGZ December 7, 2007
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Freaking Pwned

Like pwned, but so much more epic.
"Dude, the radio just played a rickroll!"
"LOL, can you say 'Freaking Pwned'?!"
by Lawlcatz0rz October 16, 2008
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franching

did you have a reunion?
yeah we were reunioning all weekend
dude youre franching!
by imPaul December 7, 2010
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Fracking

When the receiving partner consumes laxative and proceeds to be fucked in the rectum, the giver of the two then pisses inside, softening up the shit. As the giver pulls out a mixture of fecal matter and piss flow upwards and outwards as if their anus has just been fracked.
Simon: Hey bro just finished fracking the GF.
Jack: Messy. You should look at a career in CSG exploration.
Simon: Nah bro I just like to frack ass.
by Buncho'blokes December 11, 2015
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