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Formspring

A fad that is old already. It lets you ask questions anonymously. Everyone has it. Too many people. It burnt out before it even rose high.
"Hey formspring me!"

"Ew no."
by lotn January 6, 2010
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formspring

Formspring is the perfect website for egotistical freaks that are also overly paranoid about maintaining the illusion that they are Jesus Christ, when really, they are just a little 5 year old girl trapped in a teenagers body. These people that use Formspring are usually people that are so worried about what people think of them that they believe that using the internet as a medium of receiving valid information about deeply considered opinions and thoughts is a good idea.Really? I am pretty sure this is how an internet flame war or a troll orgy starts. These people also don't realize that nobody really gives two shits about asking them a question on Formspring when really there are many alternatives such as vis-a-vis communication, text message, IM such as MSN,AIM,Yahoo,Google or even Facebook chat. If you have a formspring account, please go into My Computer, click on your hard drive(C:) and go to Windows and then delete system32. Please, your computer wants you to kill it for implementing the horrible process of becoming a paranoid egotistical shit stain such as yourself.
Maya: OH MY GOD STAN CHECK OUT MY FORMSPRING!!!!! its www.formspring.me/mayasomethingsomethingsomething

Stan: Wow, check out mine:
www.nobodygivesafuck.com

Maya: Hey, thats mean! Come on, please check it out? <3

Stan: No, fuck off, nobody cares that your so self centered as to go and create a page where anyone including internet trolls can destroy what little self esteem you must have.
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foreskim

a term used for when guys let the cum ooze out and cover the head then letting a girl lick it off
Steve: Hey, Jon. How was last night with the girl from the bar?

Jon: Very nice! She gave me a blowjob and I gave her some nice warm foreskim.
by xavcarby August 7, 2009
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factory farms

A bleak place where animals are raise in a prison like compound which restrict thier movements.
Factory farms are so like the stone age. I prefer to get my meats either organic or from a free range farm.
by BruinKiller3469 March 29, 2009
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Formspringers

Pussy ass bitches who are to afraid to say anything so theyre alternate route is to go on the path of cyberbullying so they click the little box posting anyonymous. (Mostly hypocrites)
Girl one: "Dude, some Formspringers wrote on my wall last night and they were telling me that i am such a fake and two faced and i lie about everything."

Girl two: "no way did they push anonymous?"

Girl one: "hah no Hannah forgot to so she deleted her formspring and said that someone hacked it. typical."

Girl two: "haha wtf and shes always the one that is two-faced and is fake."
by imeatinggoldfish April 7, 2011
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Formsniper

Bald streamer thst likes men, best rocket league player in the world anf a cracked fortnite player, does shave his eyebrows and sends toepics #baldsniper2021
I am bald - formsniper
by The nan2 August 5, 2021
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Foreskin Eater

An intense blowjob giver who will rip foreskin off with their front teeth then sprinkle salt on it and eat.
I heard the one working the corner right now is a Foreskin Eater. Time to convert to Judism.
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