Your Stepdad

a fire ass rapper from the raq

your stepdad the goat, he made "2muchfaith"

by thongremover45 February 16, 2023

your mom

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013

That’s Your Funeral

A way of telling somebody “do what you want but it’s your loss”

Becky: I’ve decided I’m going to get hot pink highlights!
George: welp, that’s your funeral

by Isabel's best friend July 24, 2018

Your mom

A generic response commonly used by 12 year olds when they can't respond to something or a response to a question. they usually think they're funny for doing this

Interviewer: So what was it like being trapped underground for 3 weeks?
Kid: it was like DOING YOUR MOM

by TheStinky February 14, 2021

meant to be yours

A song from heather's that is my favourite song

i was meant to be yours

We were meant to be one

by Mynameisreallyhot February 10, 2022

Your Kampf

The sequel to Hitler's book, Mein Kampf.

Guy: I'm gonna go read your kampf.
Other Guy: Aww, I'm only on the first book :(

by OmegaSoul December 6, 2016

For meal your

When someone doesn’t know how to spell familiar because they never went to school

Boy 1: You look for meal your.
Girl 1: What?
Boy 1: You look for meal your.
Girl 1: what is for meal your ?
Boy 1: You look i know you!

by Someone on R/boneappletea December 18, 2020