Forbidden floss

When eating out a girl, one of her pubic hairs goes into your mouth, supplying you with natural floss

"I had something stuck in my teeth, so my girlfriend let me dig for some forbidden floss"

by Panda723 December 15, 2022

FLOSSING YOUR TOES

When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...

A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes

by Deekdat86 April 23, 2022

crimson dental floss

The act of going down on a girl who is on her period, removing her tampon by the string with your teeth then finishing eating her out.

Dude 1: "Steve is that pizza sauce on your face?"

Dude 2: "No way man I just did the crimson dental floss with Gina"

by Thebigeman220 February 3, 2012

Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *

by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013

brain floss

Information introduced to your mind that doesn't get remembered at all. A different way of saying in one ear and out the other.

Math class was total brain floss, I didn't understand anything the teacher said.

I'm terrible with names it's all just brain floss.
The new worker is doing a bad job all the training we gave them was just brain floss.

by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024

Floss

Its what eli doesnt do

Eli brush your kricken teeth and floss

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019