The Opposite of a Smart Fella
by Wakattackius the devourer September 29, 2021
Get the Fart Smellamug. You're at a social gathering and have to fart really bad, so you excuse yourself and walk to the bathroom. But now you can't let it out, no matter how hard you push. Damn fart block!
by goodlord! April 30, 2015
Get the Fart Blockmug. A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.
by hermandogonzales December 13, 2010
Get the Fart Proposalmug. An upholstered couch, settee, or other form of seating, which has been saturated with flatulence to the point that its foam interior permanently reeks and may well have acquired a brownish tint.
I don't mind watching the football game at Joe's house, but there's no way I'm crashing on that fart sofa after everyone's had chili dogs.
On "My Strange Addiction", I saw a woman who eats bits of foam cushion from used couches — can you believe she actually snacks on fart sofa?
On "My Strange Addiction", I saw a woman who eats bits of foam cushion from used couches — can you believe she actually snacks on fart sofa?
by FlatusMeister August 23, 2011
Get the fart sofamug. an enjoyable fart that vibrates so hard and loudly it decompresses your spine and cracks your lower back. you may feel so embarrassed or proud depending on the audience but won't matter because you feel double relief.
My chiropractor suggested that I eat a burrito wrapped with navy beans, hard cheddar, sour cream cheese, potato chunks, and grade D beef to give me spinal farts because he's tired of cracking my back for cheap pay.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
Get the spinal fartmug. Erupting gas exiting the anus violently. It can scratch the anus upon its departure if you decide to trust it.
by Crocodile1 September 25, 2018
Get the Chainsaw fartmug. A conscious decision to fart both audibly and forcefully as a means to convey your frustration or disapproval.
When I learned that the hotel's WIFI was down, I rage farted thunderously. The concierge looked away first.
by McTalko May 12, 2015
Get the Rage Fartmug.