Farmer Hands

Real short stubby fingers that has callouses all over. Very nice on the penis.

"Touch mah dick with them farmer hands!!"

by QueerBait6969420 January 3, 2017

cat farmer

A label in the airline hospitality industry, referring to female flight attendants who are older and considered past their youthful prime of beauty. Usually they have decades of service with their airline. This is mostly an American industry term, as foreign airlines usually limit stewardesses to a top age of 26.

Janis was trying to work the flight to Chicago, but she was trumped by that cat farmer Eileen, who has twenty years of service with the company.

by GilbertoV March 26, 2007

farmer porn

Magazines, pictures or websites featuring tractors, combines etc. usually for sale. Also known as TractorHouse or Fastline publications.

Billy was so excited to see new farmer porn when his January edition of Fastline came in the mail.

by Just a farmer January 10, 2014

turtle farmer

The individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer

Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.

by Kattpisseverdeen March 5, 2015

Farmer's foreskin

Used to describe someone who is full of bull shit.

Don't listen to Zoë, she's like a farmer's foreskin!

by thongkham December 24, 2015

face farmer

Some that keeps continuiously picking at a sore on there face

Quite face farmering before it gets infected

by Fun size me May 15, 2019

Veggie Farmer

A woman that digs out her vagina wedgie

I caught Susan digging out another veggie.

She’s a total veggie farmer.

by Mbivvle November 8, 2020