facebook

Website made to distract students from studying, homework, and school projects.

Student 1: Dude!!! I forgot to study last night because I was on facebook!!!

Student 2: Haha, sucks for you! My parents won't let me make a facebook!

by booty-raider December 22, 2011

Facebook

where crackas go to talk to other crackas. or where weak ass bitches post pussy ass status' about them self.

C Dawg: Yo nigga you herr about dis Facebook shit nigga
J Dawg: Ya nigga dat shits fo crackas nigga
C Dawg: CHEA NIGGA FUCK DS CRACKA BITCHES!

by Mother FUCKING WIL August 12, 2009

Facebook

A MySpace wannabe. Pedophile's roam widely around this website, pretending to be young teenage girls, in order to get the chance to molest young teenage girls. The reason for the countless hours kids spend in their room.

AnchorMan: The pedophile was last seen in Texas, New York, and Facebook.

by Queen Latifa May 19, 2007

facebook

A wannabe myspace.
It makes people think they are
more sophisticated than those with myspaces.

sally: i just made a facebook!
jane: you freakin douche. Nobody interesting has a facebook!
sally: i was just trying to be sophisticated :(

jane: you're fired from life. get a myspace.

by sarah_oh April 29, 2008

facebookable

Due to the upsurge in high school facebookers whose only other friends are other high school facebookers, facebookable is defined as any picture that displays the said facebooker's status as a crazy partier or otherwise macho person. Thus, the only non-facebookable pictures are ones that show people with their grandmothers, or helping out orphans.

"Shit man, don't put that picture up, that's not facebookable!"
"Why not? It's of you reading to your brother before he goes to sleep."
"Exactly. Here, take this one, it's me passed out in a pool of my own vomit after a killer party!"
"Whoa brah you are so cool!"
"Check out the cigarette in my hair!"

by Prof. Winkle February 09, 2008

Facebooked

When you've budgeted time to catch up on notifications and read status updates.

I haven't checked PerezHilton yet... I'm still facebooked.

by VisualScott November 13, 2009

facebooking

Using the social site facebook.com to chat, comment on people status,photos, updating on your status, etc I.e all the stuff you could do on facebook.

You facebooking when in class?
Right now am facebooking.

by Crissinty November 12, 2009