Atticus Fouts

He is the sexiest man alive. He has a huge cock, and makes me tremble.

Atticus Fouts makes me wet

by That Girl Next Door. July 17, 2020

Lucky Foots

"Lucky Foots" is a term used when some kid gets well lucky in a video game.

Kid scores a goal by an inch in Rocket League
You: "You scored - lucky foots!"

by ArtieBrick October 1, 2020

kaka foots

Feet that smells like you just pulled it out of a fat girls ass hole after eating taco bell

That stuff smelled like kaka foots

by THE GUI May 8, 2023

David Fouts

The most perfect man

Have you seen David Fouts? Not an imperfection in sight.

by Balls2walls78 March 14, 2024

E-Footsies

When two people in a voice call with three or more participants are secretly flirting, sexting, or doing something romantic/sexual in private messages while still pretending to be part of the group conversation. The digital equivalent of playing footsies under the table.

John:“Bro why are Alex and Dana both so quiet in call?”

Josh: “They’re probably playing e-footsies in DMs.”

by RainyDaves March 16, 2026

one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.

“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”

by barry_tje November 28, 2025

ifb no fonts

This means “I follow back no fonts.” When people write “no fonts,” they mean no fonts in someone’s bio. Together, this sentence means “I follow people back after they follow me as long as they don’t have any fonts in their bio or display name. It is important to not have any fonts on your account because it is difficult for people with screen readers to understands the text. This is most commonly used under gain tweets on stan twitter.

Person A: “retweet to find larrie mutuals!”
Person B: “ifb no fonts” *fancam*

by fankyoulove October 24, 2020