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fixcreant

Riders of fixed gear bicycles in an urban or suburban environment. They normally travel in packs and have a high disregard for vehicular traffic and traffic laws. Miscreants on fixed gear bicycles.
Those fixcreants just ran that red light!
by freakforfixedgear April 17, 2009
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anal-fixated

Originally a concept in Freudian psychoanalysis which has later spread into popular use, probably because of its rude connotations.

An anal-fixated person is someone who is excessively tidy and obsessed with neatness, appearance and order. Such people are bureaucratic-minded, petty-minded jobsworths who make other people's lives a misery by creating unnecessary hurdles, and/or who lead a sad life due to their incapacity to set aside their obsession with regularity. It is often used as an insult in cases where people are overly strict or rigid about something.

The origin is that Freud, in his early work, said that young children go through three stages, oral, anal and phallic, before the age of 5, and that successfully traversing each stage is crucial to later psychological wellbeing. (The phallic stage produces the Oedipus Complex or in girls, the Electra Complex and penis envy). If someone fails to traverse a stage, usually because of excessively rigid parenting (though also sometimes through the opposite), they become "fixated" and have unresolved libidinal (i.e. psycho-sexual) issues which overshadow their later lives.

The anal stage occurs around the time a young child is potty-trained, and can include experiencing pleasure from either retaining or releasing shit. The characteristics usually called 'anal-fixated' are those of the anal-retentive, who gained disproportionate enjoyment from holding shit in, possibly because of too-rigid potty training. (An anal-fixated person can also strictly speaking be anal-expulsive, which leads to characteristics such as messiness etc., but this has not passed over into popular use). It expresses itself in later life in neuroses centred on rigidity and regularity.

In popular usage, usually abbreviated to "anal".
My teacher is so damn anal-fixated! She says she'll fail me if I include so much as one word over the word-limit.

I'm only late because some anal-fixated shop assistant decided my credit card signature needed going over with a fine tooth-comb.
by Andy April 20, 2004
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fixer-upper

A guy or a girl that needs so much work that they are not worth it.
Justin is so cute but he's too much of a fixer-upper. I'd go broke fixing him up
by lacessout October 1, 2010
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fixed-gear

A Fixed-gear bicycle is most commonly a vintage steel road style bicycle utilizing one gear combination with the rear sprocket "fixed" to the rear wheel. Fixed gear bicycles are incapable of coasting, moving and not pedaling. This type of transportation is used by urban bicycle messengers, as it is a trusty and reliable form of transport, plus it's just cool.
Tricycle, Track bicycle, Penny farthing bicycle
Lobster road to the market in the snow on his fixed-gear bicycle.
by Lobster Johnson July 8, 2006
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fixing the cat

"Curiosity killed the cat (but satisfaction brought her back)"; for one party to make a "safe haven" for human's natural curiosity to explore all sorts of disgusting, dangerous, devious and distructive things.
Possibly most examplified by television, which allows the viewer to witness and enjoy drama, crime, scandal, murder, sex, and a literal plethora of things they otherwise wouldn't dare enjoy because of social pressures not to "be that guy", laws enforcing the opposite, or general consumer laziness, as well as the unlikelyhood of ever being in that situation.
Because the viewer's natural curiosity is now satisfied, the "cat" of the old saying is "brought back" and can continue to be a normal, upstanding citizen.
My friend always watches those crimedramas on TV. I think she's just fixing her cat, I bet she'd steal something if she wasn't so afraid of police.
Those old people, they're always fixing the cat by watching soaps. They've been out of the dramacircit too long to have any real scandals.
by JesterM September 25, 2005
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fixerati

Urban cyclists who ride fixed-gear bicycles and scorn the freewheel-using masses. Usually outfitted with vintage or custom bicycle components and accessorized with messenger bags.
I have been shunned by the fixerati since the time I rode my mountain bike to the bar.
by pyc July 6, 2009
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Fixing her printer

When a man "fixes a woman's printer" he is actually dickin' her down. He's giving her the bomb ass dick.
Hey, Andrew. You were gone for quite awhile. What were you doing?
Oh you know, I was just fixing her printer ;).
by kayla manning September 20, 2017
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