Crisco Fisted

Made by Tim Green of Rock town IL.
Made popular by Tim Green, Ian Green, Steve Varner in tampa bay Fl.

A brutal term Refering to anal fisting a female with large amounts of lube
or in lack of lube baking products i. e. Crisco

To shove ones hand into a container of Crisco then putting that fist into a females ass for sexual pleasure.
man 1- "Damn, you hit that?"
man 2- " I Crisco Fisted that bitch"

past tense

I Crisco Fisted that hoe

future tense

I would so Crisco Fist that bitch.
by V and G September 27, 2009
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Anal Fisting

The ultimate digital rectual exam.
When she is anal fisting me I'm in heaven.
by tulsa_cocksucker October 14, 2011
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The Fist of Juduh

The Fist of Juduh is when a man is having anal sex with a woman and he inserts his hand into her vagina. He then stimulates his penis from the inside via the vaginal/anal walls. If you can, you probably have to.
That girl's ass was so loose, I had to hit her with The Fist of Juduh!
by Cracker m.f. Black May 08, 2010
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amber fists

an awesome song sung by a group named Cable Car. Too bad they broke up :/ and some of their lyrics are hard to understand D:. They aren't a popular group so unfortunately no one can look up their lyrics.
jazzy: hey! dude do you know the lyrics to amber fists? some of their words are difficult to understand :/

james: no! i searched everywhere but i cant find the lyrics!!!
by immasithlordPCHH June 30, 2010
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Crispy Fist

The act of lubricating your hand with vaseline, or another similar substance, and then dipping the lubricated hand into a pile of sand or similar gritty substance. Once the lubricated hand is acceptably gritty, the hand is then inserted into your partner anally. The rapid pumping motion of the hand along with the rugged texture will rip at the anus and cause extreme pain and also extreme pleasure, assuming the masochism is a sexually gratifying experience.

Synonyms include, Revenge of the sand people, Sandy Cheeks, Gritty Salad, and Happy Happy Fun Time............................. with sand.
Tom gave me one hell of a gritty salad last night. I couldn't sit for hours.

That rectal exam was a handful of petroleum jelly and sand away from being a Crispy Fist.
by Skybo67 October 29, 2010
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Fart Fisting

The act of collecting the fart in your fist and then releasing it near your nose to enjoy the evanescent fumes while they last. Usually performed when someone is alone.

Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.
"John you gotta find your bitchass some work instead of fart fisting on my couch all day!"

Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!
by fartmongrel September 28, 2011
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hairy fist

Its when a chick has a camel toe and its so tight you can see the hair poping out of the side pockets.
Whoa did you see that, that is one HAIRY FIST.
by Rbomb04 June 17, 2014
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