Fiddler on the Gooch

When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.

Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.

Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.

Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.

by Smralfy June 19, 2011

Fiddler

A term to describe a nonce with ginger hair whose eye look in different directions

"Hey look there's fiddler!" "With ginger hair and bad eye sight"

by Deno muller March 21, 2022

Piddy Fiddler

Hybrid: equity derivatives trader and child abuser. kiddy fiddler

How could you have lost so much money you piddy fiddling donkey raping shit eater

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

Kiddy fiddler

a kiddy fiddler is someone who likes touching little kiddy's

"josh stop touching those little boys you kiddy fiddler"

by nonćè patroller September 10, 2020

Gimmeh tree fiddeh

The amount of money that the Loch Ness monster needs.

Made famous by the hit tv show South Park, wherein Chef's parents recalled the time they visited Scotland. Whereupon the Loch Ness monster rose outta the lake and said "gimmeh tree fiddeh"

*Loch Ness monster rises from the water*
Nessie: Hey, man, gimmeh tree fiddeh.
Man: I ain't got no tree fiddeh.
Nessie: C'mon, man, all i need's tree fiddeh.
Man: Listen, dammit, I ain't got no damn tree fiddeh.

by Gimmeh_tree_fiddeh October 14, 2009

Kiddy Fiddler

Some one who plays with kids while playing the fiddle

do da dum do da dum do da dum

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

Fiddied

cum, came, ejaculated.

"Story behind it is, I had Ham and Philly! sandwiches, got it on my trousers, looked like cum, Rick said 'fiddied'
It's new.
Learn."

I arrive at school at half past 7
Look up the dinner ladies skirt, it is heaven!
Go to my homeboys on tha back TARMAC!
Shoot a couple of hoops, then i'm knack-
ERED!
Got my appointment with Mr Hird,
But before that, I threw a rock at a bird!
Because i'm hard, scarred for life,
I nearly got suspended 'cos I fiddied* on my teacher's wife!
I did it in a detention, that bitch was on her pension.
I had to write a letter of apology!
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Got told off
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Went to Science, fell asleep, OH MY GOD, i'm in deep..
OHHHHHHH, I ain't swearin', it is bad!!
Stay in school, it ain't a fad.
Wanna work in Tesco's?
FUCK DAT SHIT!
Learn, get an education, get lot's of money,
Next time you will see me, i'll have lost my virginity to a bunny.

Word.

by avenged_mortimer! March 15, 2007