facesquat

The practice of two or more facebook friends carrying on a conversation on the wall of a third mutual friend who does not use or otherwise check her facebook account very often. Facesquatting is especially effective after 9pm when wall postings are unmonitored by many users, especially those with kids or day jobs.

Dude let's facesquat on joey's wall - he's away and will have no idea for at least a week that we've had this conversation about his new girlfriend on his own wall!

by manhattanxfer December 18, 2010

FaceSpace Pose

"The Facespace Pose" - When you take a picture of yourself with your Cell, holding it up high, thrusting your bum and boobs out and making that discustingly un-erotic pout? Worse Still with a friend in like pose?

Gernick was so pleased with herself. She was so hot in her Facespace pose that she received instant hits

by Nedd4u January 1, 2011

Facescaping

Shaving.

You look like you need to spend some time Facescaping, just a big-ol chin of pubes.

by TheWorldsMostAwkwardMan May 29, 2011

Facesh

Phonetic abbreviation for the word facetious.

Typically coupled with the word "no" (i.e. "no facesh") as another way of saying "seriously" or "for serious".

Also pronounced and spelled "fasheesh" or "faceesh".

Another way of saying "seriously":

"Man, that dude was hella rude, NO FACESH."

To be half serious, leaning on mostly serious:

"You smell really really gross right now. You should put deodorant on. Obnoxious laughter. FACEESH! But really though."

When a joke isn't funny:

"That's so funny. FASHEESH."

by JallenAbubo November 14, 2012

FaceSlave

A person who has developed a dependency on Facebook.

Emily is a FaceSlave. She spends every waking moment on Facebook telling everyone what she is doing, where she is or what handbag she has just bought.

by ghi07 July 20, 2012

Fececles

The God of Shit.

"Oh man, I have to leave an offering to Fececles on his porcelain prayer alter!" "All hail Fececles!"

by Deuce Mac November 14, 2013

fece-faced

1.
An extreme level of Inebriation

He was so fece-faced when he got stopped by the Police that he could hardly speak.

by LawB March 30, 2015